Comment on This toilet paper at my work

Ratulf@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t shit at work. Now, back in the day when I had my own private bathroom in my office (luck of the draw), I never shit at home.

  I got paid 5.50 an hour (was shitty money even then, but a man could eat) to shit there, and by Krishna I was gonna shit there.

  One day the boss said, “I don’t pay you to poop.” And I said, “Bud, you’ve paid me for every shit I’ve taken for the last four years. I’d like to take a moment to thank you while we’re on the subject.”

  He was not amused haha.

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  • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would just have said “For 5.50 an hour I’m not paid enough to care”

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