Comment on Discussion Thread 🐬 Friday 27 February 2026

• Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s reassured me that I haven’t done anything terrible and no one’s dead, but if he can say that it’s not about that he can surely say what it IS about

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In the absence of any context or knowledge of your family I am going to guess he needs to break it to you that he’s moving to Florida to marry a hooker he met in an online chat room.

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the hooker is a meth gator 🐊

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