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Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 days agoI stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R’lyeh and let me tell you- there’s plenty of fish in the sea
Comment on Anon observes a coworker
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 days agoI stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R’lyeh and let me tell you- there’s plenty of fish in the sea
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I’m 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy and wont leave me alone.
Restaldt@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I am the concept of height itsself.
Everyone is obsessed with me.
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn’t leave me alone and I had to yell “leave me alone aunt Becky!”. Now I’m not invited to family picnics anymore.