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Psythik@lemmy.world 6 days agoI am also above average in heights and looks. A girl would follow me around in high school and harass me all the time while still trying to be my friend. In retrospect she was definitely crushing on me.
tetris11@feddit.uk 5 days ago
I am over 7 feet tall and have won several male beauty pageants. Throngs of of overaged women would break into the store next door at night in order to smell the very toilet paper that I may one day use. At the time it seemed frightening, but in retrospect it kind of flattering
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 days ago
I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R’lyeh and let me tell you- there’s plenty of fish in the sea
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I’m 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy and wont leave me alone.
Restaldt@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I am the concept of height itsself.
Everyone is obsessed with me.