Donald Trump was unironically obsessed with Edward Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it.
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PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
5wim@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Lol Robert Pattinson, you mean
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Lol you right you right
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Considering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
AmadiohChess@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Luckily I had Amadioh Chess read me and recorded it into audobooks and that guy can make even the most boring paint drying activity sound entertaining with his wonderful voice
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Stephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
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