Comment on No way!..

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel like Hell might just be slightly better.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m currently making plans to colonize it.

    ~WorldsDumbestMan, ex-Dwarf Fortress player

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ex-Dwarf Fortress player

      Ex?! Did the clowns in the circus break your spirit?

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I got a job…

        Also, FPS death is usually how I lose, or tantrum spirals. I did things the boring way, so invaders could not get in to start a fight in the first place. I was also really bad at managing the smith, and organizing an actual army. My mountain home would usually be a hollowed out mountain of massive hospital rooms, engraved way too much for it’s own good. The game starts to run too slow to do anything with it, because well, massive sprawl, and poor management skills.

        I was decent at controlling the water flow though, and making it work to my wishes. Even had trapdoored entrances to the channels, so dwarves could dig, clean up whatever mess they could, and get out. The dumbest thing I did, was dump the water inside caverns, flooding the very thing I was supposed to mine with junk-filled water. I had shallow pools of water near entrances for training swimming of dwarves, and cleaning them off from any…unfortunate circumstances.

        I was really bad at trade, and would give away a lot of valuable items, for a handful of ones I can’t really make, manipulating their moods in the process though. They would then come to find that the goods they wanted, aren’t there next season, or that I can’t actually buy what I ordered. I hated that part, loading the stuff into the trade area sometimes took longer than the caravan would care to stay.

        Wtf did I write all this for, oh well.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I expected better company.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If man is 5 and the devil.is 6 then that must make me 7

      (this honky’s gone to heaven)

      But if I go to hell, well then I hope I burn well,

      ll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk

      And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix’s poltergeist

      And Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis 'cause he’s the

      Antichrist

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• blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  wouldnt be too surprised if i died 300 years ago and im actually in hell rn

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• alcibiades@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you kid but this is lowk a valid theological take that has been well written

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• ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not really

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