Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay

Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares

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  • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

    Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re chugging water because it’s a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you’d best have enough piss for the next round.

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  • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.

    Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.

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