Comment on if portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?

neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• alina@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn, you’re right :(

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  • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait… how do you confirm that?

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah! You need to share your portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.

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    • communism@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Eat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.

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      • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Good idea, I’ll get right on that

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I said personal experience. It could be individual.

      But I am not flexible enough.

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      • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This makes no sense to me; please explain

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of

      Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?

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      • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, I am saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words that I wrote.

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  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you a linguistics, by any chance?

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  • Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.

    I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!

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