Comment on Parents... Huh...

markz@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If I was the result of that, I’d be feeling seriously insulted.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Some things you don’t forget.

        Also I’m sorry. ❤️

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