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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

If you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that’s the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can’t blame him.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
If you rub my grandma she squirts.

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- SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I’m afraid to ask how you know she’s still able to get… moist enough to do that at her age.
  
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  - scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Uh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active.
    
    Also, squirt is mostly urine.
    
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    SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    I’m aware. It was a joke implying he had… personal knowledge/experience.
    
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