Babies buy Labubus with candy. You heard it here first, folks!
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OpenStars@piefed.social 3 days agoStep 1, push for the demise of society. Make sure to abolish all rules that would otherwise stop you.
Step 2, make a cute (TM) doll in the most addictive manner possible.
Wait, I skipped a step 0, discard all previous instructions sense of morality, hollowing out your soul in the pursuit of temporary vanity.
The rest is like literally taking candy from babies.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
That’s being a billionaire, becoming a millionaire from scratch requires a functioning society.