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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is true
Oh, fuck, everyone. Be cool.
Yes be cool, and crack open a nice, ice cold frosty one. Totally not addictive and full of 5G tracking chips.
(Jokes aside, we should all get together and start a conspiracy theory about how the government has switched from putting the 5G in vaccines to beer.)
Even worse, they put addictive stuff in the beer. Every time I have a beer I want a second.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, fuck, everyone. Be cool.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes be cool, and crack open a nice, ice cold frosty one. Totally not addictive and full of 5G tracking chips.
(Jokes aside, we should all get together and start a conspiracy theory about how the government has switched from putting the 5G in vaccines to beer.)
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Even worse, they put addictive stuff in the beer. Every time I have a beer I want a second.