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• EurekaStockade@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pluck your eyelashes and get them transplanted onto your head. Problem solved.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And silly me thought all those punks used styling gel

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• Patches@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not disappearing. It’s migrating towards your back, your face, and your ass. Ask me how I know.

  Looking like a dam yeti at the beach with one bright bald spot.

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  • Metans@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ask me how I know

    Are ypu spying on him?

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    • Patches@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can neither nor confirm deny that.

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  • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Women find this irresistible!

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    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, if a dude exercises, lots of women do go for this look. Beats the hell out a me.

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