Comment on I'm not even gay
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 10 months agoI think it was directed at the second party. But also shouted at the boundless void, just like most of my posts.
Comment on I'm not even gay
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 10 months agoI think it was directed at the second party. But also shouted at the boundless void, just like most of my posts.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
i feel that way sometimes. one time i was tracking a little group of 5 deer (2 female, one male, and two 5-month-old fawns), and i had lost them. i said “shit.” and somebody said “what’s wrong?” to which i replied “i lost the deer i was tracking.” “hmmm.” said the voice sympathetically. “yes, that will happen sometimes. no matter.” i then realized that somebody was talking to me when i shouldn’t be talking to people nobody knew about my secret place in the woods. “wait.” i said turning around. it was a bird. “yes?” the bird cocked his head. it was a cardinal. my patron bird. “is something the matter?” “yes,” i said, “you’re a talking bird.” the bird twitched his feathers. “is that a problem?” i shook my head. “no, i just was surprised. ive never seen a talking bird before.” “well, now you have. but im here for a very special reason.” “what reason is that?” “Extremely special. but, before i tell you, I must tell you my name.” “my name is Red.” dun dun dunnnnnnnnn its actually a story I’m writing so tune in for more soon
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Bruh what
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that’s what I said I was like what was that about