Comment on "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 days ago
The cargo company should be prosecuted for littering. Unless they can convince some benevolent locals to go help them clean up the spill.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh goodie, the insurers are fully engaged! I’m sure they will help clear the quickly rotting food off the beach just as much as the volunteers who are physically there doing actual work.
God I hate pencil-pusher culture, it’s so weird 😂
mech@feddit.org 2 days ago
I am now imagining an insurance office where suddenly an alarm goes off:
The lights turn red, a siren howls, and everyone jumps up from their seats and runs to a garage where black vans are wating with the engines running.
They drive to the beach and frantically start picking up bananas, in a race against time and decomposition.
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I was thinking some sort of boardroom with a big screen on one wall, showing a beach covered in bananas, with some bald fella, who is unmistakably French, looking on, then waving his hand and saying “Engage.”
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 days ago
In my area there are independent contractors who listen in on their police scanners. When there is a fire or a break in these contractors show up in a van filled with plywood. As soon as the authorities allow them in they seal the building so no one can get inside. When the insurance company rep shows up they are happy to pay off the contractor because sealing the place prevents further damage.