No imperialist is worthy of eternal life in the Lord’s kingdom. Jesus was a black transgender communist, and don’t you forget it.
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I would read that horror story. Imagine unexpectedly facing eternity with The Spanish Inquisition, conquistadors, various other brutal imperialist forces and having it presented to you as a rare honor for a lifetime of Christian service. I imagine it like “The Good Place” except it isn’t a comedy.
JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
…Jesus was Jewish
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is why nazis don’t like him
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Transgender?
JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
Joseph didn’t give him a Y chromosome
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
He couldn’t have gotten very far with only half his chromosomes. Therefore the other half of his DNA must’ve been god DNA. It’s a shame he didn’t have kids!
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hey just want to let you know I made a writing prompt based off your comment.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Thanks! I love writing prompts. I saved it so I can see how it goes. Do you write on there?
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sometimes, I try to write whenever a post that isn’t from me comes up. Haven’t written in a while though.
s@piefed.world 3 days ago
agentlangdon@infosec.pub 3 days ago
That Billy Joel song was banned by the Catholic church in my country when it first came out.