Comment on What is in your pockets?

• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

  “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”

  Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”

  *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY! START EATIN’!”

  Cops 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.

  *eats ass with gusto

  Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”

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  • hunkyburrito@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first

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    • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting because of your comment.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Normal if you are an American.

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