Comment on Choose wisely!

• NewDark@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.

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  • Fridgeratr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Instant nuclear fusion explosion

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    • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door

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    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      So it’s a pretty good super power then

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      • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Yes, but only once

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  • danwardvs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.

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• Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ok wiseguy:

  • hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head
  • teleport 7 inches forward -“we can’t figure out what killed em!”

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• zeppo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s how you lose your butt

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    • zeppo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What happens though? It just gets cut off?

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      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was

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• someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This was my thought.

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• Kase@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol

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