Ok wiseguy:
- hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head
- teleport 7 inches forward -“we can’t figure out what killed em!”
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I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website 7 months ago7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.
But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.
Rolando@lemmy.world 7 months ago
zeppo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s how you lose your butt
zeppo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What happens though? It just gets cut off?
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
This was my thought.
Kase@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
NewDark@lemmings.world 7 months ago
I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Instant nuclear fusion explosion
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
So it’s a pretty good super power then
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Yes, but only once
danwardvs@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.