It’s a cheetah, not a leopard.
Comment on it's friend shaped!
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 week ago
Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wait, no, I think that’s leopards
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 week ago
You’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Accurate.
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 week ago
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 week ago
More than you’d enjoy.