Comment on how time flows

• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

  She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

  So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

  So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

  Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

  My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

  What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    HAHAHAHA HE SAID THE THING! so funny

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• konalt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She hosts the radio station

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that a season 5 thing? If so, it really doesn’t make sense to call her that, considering how long she had been a major character in the show.

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    • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is a season 5 thing, but she also looks younger in the earlier seasons. Fair point that it started 3 days ago, though.

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She’s 27 in 2025 and she never looked any older than that to me, though. If someone thinks that she “REALLY looks 40”, they watched way too many movies (and possibly porn).

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