Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I watched a Rome podcast and he kept insisting that liking girls was gay.
thelivefive@startrek.website 11 months ago
Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Steve Hughes, is that you?
thelivefive@startrek.website 11 months ago
I’ll check his stuff out lol
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those buns do sound awful straight…
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 months ago
God, that sounds really homosexual.