Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I watched a Rome podcast and he kept insisting that liking girls was gay.
thelivefive@startrek.website 3 days ago
Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Steve Hughes, is that you?
thelivefive@startrek.website 2 days ago
I’ll check his stuff out lol
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Those buns do sound awful straight…
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 days ago
God, that sounds really homosexual.