Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
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daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wanna be a housebottom.
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My current house only has a crawl space.
I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d rather reside in your walls.
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Turn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)
Rooty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
That’s supposed to be a problem?
Rooty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That just sounds like abuse.