Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
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daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wanna be a housebottom.
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My current house only has a crawl space.
I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d rather reside in your walls.
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Turn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
That’s supposed to be a problem?
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That just sounds like abuse.