Comment on Every time I see this headline, I think (hope?) I hallucinated the last 24.5 years

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  November 2009. That’s when a bird dropped a bagel into the LHC and broke the timeline

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  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s underground, how would a bird with a bagel get in there?

    I heard it was an inside job, the bagel was already there at the facility! Then it was a piece of cake, or a whole bagel for a ferret that ran off with it into the particle collider - Where it got fried!

    Maybe it got collided into a ferretbagelmonster in another timeline/parallel universe?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      your question is how did a bird get into a giant tunnel?

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      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ferret. Easier to crawl in. It’s in there, I just checked .

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