SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 days ago
Are we sure Elon Musk has a mother? I’m pretty much convinced that this piece of shit just pressed the little turd out of his butt.
Thorry@feddit.org 2 days ago
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’m extremely high rn and all I can think of is how amazing that’d probably feel.
dumbass@piefed.social 2 days ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Back when bash.org was a thing (I’m aware it has since been archived in multiple places), there was a quote that went something like “you only have a name because your mother was suspicious it took nine months to take a shit.”
MotoAsh@piefed.social 2 days ago
The shitapple doesn’t fall far from the shittree, Rand.