Comment on My friend on social refuses to see how this is a pyramid scheme

• DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How do you expect to get a hot librarian gf if you don’t hit on librarians?

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    By being a well read member of alternative scenes and randomly hitting on goths

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s just hitting on librarians by accident! What if you get a hot barista gf instead?

      Not that there’s not quite a lot of overlap in those communities, librarian pay being what it is.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    From experience, librarians will only break your heart.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m married to a librarian. Can I take it out of my pants once in a while?

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  • tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only if you do so quietly.

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