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not only that, but if you chat up the librarians, they can usually turn you onto new books you’ll enjoy. I’ve… been steered wrong like twice. And then it was a ‘well you’re either gonna love it or not, so, try it and tell me.’ kind of thing.

also, take a look at all the other stuff the libraries are doing… (well, my local library is phenomenal.)

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thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
The aim of ‘chatting up’ seems different in a library :D

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- mykl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  “Hey baby, are you a compelling new novel? Because I’d love to lose myself in your sheets. Like sheets of paper, you know, pages. I’m sorry, I’ll leave now.”
  
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ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
…chat TO the librarians.

🤦

Keep it in your pants, man.

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- DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  How do you expect to get a hot librarian gf if you don’t hit on librarians?
  
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  - captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    By being a well read member of alternative scenes and randomly hitting on goths
    
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    DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    That’s just hitting on librarians by accident! What if you get a hot barista gf instead?
    
    Not that there’s not quite a lot of overlap in those communities, librarian pay being what it is.
    
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  - Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    From experience, librarians will only break your heart.
    
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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I’m married to a librarian. Can I take it out of my pants once in a while?
  
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  - tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Only if you do so quietly.
    
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