Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice

• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow… I’ve lived such a sheltered life with continent partners…

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.

    I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.

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• verdantbanana@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  age old question to throw the sheets away or to risk a surprise next time you put clothes on

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If a wedding ring draws the ladies, just try to imagine what the scent of a competitive female’s scat must do. It’s basic math?

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