The doctor looked at me with tears in his eyes and said: “You have the tiniest penis that I have examined”
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aarch0x40@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation. It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it. Everyone loves his premature ejaculation and micro dick. They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 21 hours ago
Duranie@leminal.space 21 hours ago
Right now I hate that voice in my head that does the real voices.