Comment on Anon has had enough

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doing bottom surgery entirely to pee consistently

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  • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    negative brain: just stand and accept fate’s golden stream pouring down your leg
    small brain: pee sitting down so you don’t piss yourself
    big brain: also watch how it’s hanging
    megabrain: cut off balls so you can see better how to aim
    gigabrain: all out bottom surgery just so you can pee in peace

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• BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  how do you know?

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve sat down to relieve myself in the middle of the night while sick and half asleep and felt a strong warmth down the back of my legs because I pissed on myself through the gap under the toilet seat

    I ain’t afraid to admit it

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ive done that a lot too. absolutely infuriating 😂

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yup, been there. Not fun.

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