To be fair the immense amount of ludicrously expensive military gear these traitors wear won’t protect them from the deliciousness of a well prepared sub-style sandwich.
I shudder to think what would have happened if he were armed with a Po Boy!
Comment on Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 2 days ago
America, the land of the free where… Let me check my notes… the police will imprison you over a sandwich.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 days ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m getting word from the police that the sandwich possibly contained fentanyl. Several officers have already called in experiencing high instances of death and are asking for more long term disability paid leave to recover.