She eats people live on the internet.
She doesn’t cook them first or anything. She just devours them while they cry. I watched her eat half of a school bus full of retirees she found by the side of the road once. She fell asleep before she could finish because she’d eaten too much.
I’m not sure why she gets a pass on this, or why so many people tune in to watch drew barrymore just straight up eating people. I’d put a stop to it if I could, honestly, but I think the ad revenue she brings in from the various sponsors that pay money to advertise on the “drew barrymore literally just eats people” stream makes her untouchable.
Plus you’d have to be bat shit crazy to go against big hot sauce.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
I have no idea what that other person is talking about her eating people. She’s been an actor for pretty much ever. She hosts some daytime talk show now. I don’t really watch her.
The last show I saw her in, she played a zombie realitor with that guy from Justified. Maybe that’s why there’s comments about her eating people.
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Good to know I wasn’t alone in my confusion!