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Comment on Discussion Thread 🪼 Monday 3 November 2025

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

The man went to get his script filled from a different chemist and he happened to have the last box with him (empty) because he wanted to point out that he didn’t wanted these ones because the pills were too big.

The lady said “wait that box is not on this script but I’ll get the pharmacist”. The pharmacist then told him that these are the wrong blood pressure tablets and that they are 8× the dosage (he is on the lightest dosage). She took photos and escalated the complaint.

Now the original chemist has contacted him apologising profusely and wants him to come in for a check up. He wants to know what he can get for free because they tried to kill him.

I’ve said this before the man is a machine.

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Pilk@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Has he been feeling dizzy or anything like that lately? That is alarming. Maybe you can get a big box of jellybeans.

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  No. No dizzy. No fainting. Maybe a bit more tired than usual but that’s cos he’s actually working more these days.
  
  Fuck yeah it’s alarming considering he drives machinery.
  
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  - Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    tiredness can be a symptom
    
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    CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    True but he averages 18000 steps a day but last 2 weeks he was doing around 25000 a day so it could be that too.
    
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SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Stonefaced, ask for a handy.

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  They keep asking him if he’s had any bad reactions and he says “no”. I told him next time they ask, tell them you’ve been eat more icecream lately and you think your dick’s grown a few more inches and see what they say.
  
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  - melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    He should start reeling off pregnancy symptoms
    
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    CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Yessss!!!
    
    I told him “tell them your wife plucked a long white hair that look like a cat whisker from your eyebrow today. Could that be a symptom?”.
    
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Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Firstly, what a fucking legend.

Secondly, I’d be wanting a fuck tonne of stuff for almost killing me.

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- Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  shopping basket in the pharmacy
  
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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  OTC shopping would be a dream come true.
  
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