Comment on Come the fuck on.... please?

hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Makeitstop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven.

    What a silly religion.

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.

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    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Didn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?

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      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    El Salvador.

    lucky.

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