Comment on Come the fuck on.... please?
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Hey. My Mom voted for Trump to accelerate the Second Coming of Jesus.
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Comment on Come the fuck on.... please?
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Hey. My Mom voted for Trump to accelerate the Second Coming of Jesus.
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Makeitstop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
And so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven.
What a silly religion.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 months ago
Didn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Just means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
Jesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lucky.