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Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

That’s easy. Real men only eat meat. If you don’t, your either a female or a soyboy. That’s why my diet is 80% meat and 20% cheese - my anal cavity may be more plugged up than a bear mid-hibernation, and I may die of a coronary before I’m 40 years old, but at least I can say I died a fucking man. An alpha male if you will. Now excuse me, I’ve got a 2lb steak and half a Gouda wheel to to eat so that I can take my 3 shit before I going to bed. No body said that being a real manly man was easy.

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KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
If just 2 words were switched in your comment, you’d die fucking a man.
So you’re dangerously close to being gay, which is the same as being vegan.

Suck it, soyboy!

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DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Wait, eat meat AND die soon?

That’s what we call a win-win.

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jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
You dropped the: /s

Ron Swanson has a much better way of phrasing it, hahaha

From Parks and Recreation.

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Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Seriously though, get yourself some psyllium husks and take like quadruple the recommended amount. The fact you put a plant product into your body will be vastly outweighed by the absolutely enormous manly shit you take.

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