Unfortunately, I haven’t played much of the classic games like the ones these characters are allegedly from, I usually play indie games. So, pretty much all of these went over my head until I got to the Halo one. I immediately knew this was lying because I know that quote is from Duke Nukem (I’m not implying I’ve played Duke Nukem, though, I’ve just heard of that quote).

Although, even though I’ve played pokemon before (like, once, years ago, but still), the fucking “Ash Ketchum is the hero from the Pokemon games” went over my head, and I feel embarassed for not realizing it’s bullshit.