Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by bad news but they didn’t work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrived anywhere that there wasn’t really any point in being there.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Nothing travels faster than stupidity.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Have we broken the bad news barrier? Science is amazing!
Natanael@infosec.pub 1 year ago
“'A lie is halfway round the world before the truth has got its boots on”
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It turns out the bad news particle is composed of one up ass, one strange ass, and one dumboson