Comment on What a welcoming party

jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wdym, the baby wouldn’t even notice /j

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Birth is pretty traumatic for babies to begin with.

    You start off on this dark, warm room. Floating in a little bubble of fluid.

    Then all of a sudden the bubble is gone. You’re squeezing headfirst through a hole smaller in size than a CD. It’s bright, it’s cold, it’s dry, and it’s loud. You have to start breathing and then you can’t stop or you die, but nobody tells you that right away. Someone slaps your butt and someone else cuts your blood tube to mom.

    No wonder they come out screaming.

    And that’s a typical, uncomplicated birth. Let’s not talk about suction cups or forceps or cesareans.

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    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My daughter came out grey & floppy. It was (probably) only about a minute before she started crying, but man it felt like an eternity.

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