Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians"
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months agoYeah. He loves you so much. But also, if you don’t do exactly as he says, you will literally burn in a lake of fire for all eternity. Why? Because a couple people ate some fruit that I tempted them with and, let’s be real, always knew they were going to eat anyway.
That’s an abusive relationship if I’ve ever seen one.
Don’t even get me started on how stupid it is that he had to send himself to earth, as his son, to die painfully, in order to save humanity? Like what dude? Do you not literally make the rules?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also weirdly into the importance of being willing to sacrifice your children as an act of heroism (literally both Abraham and Jesus, plus the plagues, David, etc…).
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Yeah… If you start looking at the Bible with Yahweh as the bad guy, and Lucifer as, maybe chaotic good or just chaotic neutral, it starts to make a little bit more sense.
PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
lmao Satan is chaotic neutral and God is lawful evil. Jesus, assuming his character is different from Yawheh, is neutral good.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
IIRC, Yahweh evolved out of El, who they considered the best god of the Canaanite pantheon.
The Old Testament starts making more sense when you realize that there were other gods in the pantheon at one point. Like all the whining about Ashera is because she was El’s ex.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
He did. Pretty much everything about that shit was taken from somewhere else.
drhodl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“The plagues will continue until morale improves” kind of vibe, hey?