Comment on Anon is a comedian

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• damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some of my favorites:

  I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers.

  I’m not a hypochondriac, but my gynecologist firmly believes I am.

  My mother, she never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

  Nothing goes right. I joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave me two-to-one I don’t make it.

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  • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The other day my wife greeted me at the door in a sexy negligee; the only problem is, she was just getting home!

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