Comment on Anon is a comedian
4am@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ok but Dangerfield was actually funny though
Some of my favorites:
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers.
I’m not a hypochondriac, but my gynecologist firmly believes I am.
My mother, she never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.
Nothing goes right. I joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave me two-to-one I don’t make it.
The other day my wife greeted me at the door in a sexy negligee; the only problem is, she was just getting home!
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some of my favorites:
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The other day my wife greeted me at the door in a sexy negligee; the only problem is, she was just getting home!