I mean, I thought Japanese was super straightforward compared to English. I’ve been speaking English for three goddamn decades and I:
- still occasionally flip my Rs and Ls when I’m going fast and being careless
- have to pause a beat before saying “Canada” to make sure I don’t use the rhythm structure/emphasis pattern for “banana”
- sometimes just get really lost when I make a complicated sentence and have to stop and try again
- can barely remember that English speakers take pills, and not drink them (you don’t chew them, for fucks sake! Just say drink!)
- fucking hate that OUGH has more readings than most kanji
- realized a couple years into learning English, that English has twenty-six radicals, stacked horizontally, and they make a word, and that word may not be pronounced how the radicals suggest, and it’s best just to memorize 116,000 kanji-words (and you English speakers bitch about kanji so endlessly, not understanding the sheer absolute fucking monster you came from)
Eq0@literature.cafe 13 hours ago
The last point resonates with me! 😭 all other European languages are actually write-as-you-speak. Why, English, why???
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 12 hours ago
Danish has entered the chat. They don’t pronounce anything the way it’s written either. And French consists of 80 percent silent letters or thereabouts. It’s not just English in Europe.
Eq0@literature.cafe 12 hours ago
I don’t know Danish, but French is at least consistent in what is pronounced and what is not. So seeing a word will tell you how to pronounce it even if it’s the first time you encounter it.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Incorrect
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 13 hours ago
The Great Vowel Shift. English writing was sensible in the early 14th century around the time of Chaucer, but then shit got out of whack speaking-wise and the writing system was never adjusted to reconcile the difference. So you can blame the Black Death I guess.
Eq0@literature.cafe 13 hours ago
It’s not only vowels, but consonants disappearing or just having a different flavor of sounds in each word. Like word, sword, swan…