It’s god’s fault everything went to shit

You don’t build a big giant playground and then tell the kids, don’t eat this one cookie

As soon you as you mention or point out the cookie, all the kids will think about is that one cookie and yes eventually, they will eat the damned thing … mainly because you told them not to eat it and that it is FORBIDDEN.

God should have just placed all forbidden knowledge in a cabbage, placed it in a giant vegetable farm and told no one about it.