Just throw them in front of the danger. They’re your human shield.
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
And they expect you to do this while they cling like a crawdad to your shirt and arm, so you have jo chance of defending yourself or them.
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 weeks ago
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The word “crawdad” will always remind me of this comic
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/…/claw-shrimp