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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don’t even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?

I had a lot of questions, and they didn’t end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener…

“THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON’T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?”

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