I’ve never head that, but sounds like a nice consolation.
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CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t want to be a nut buster but aren’t you supposed to beat the meat bunch to clear the remains after till it’s clean?
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 1 month ago
93maddie94@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The directions I saw recently were no arousal for two weeks, then ejaculate 20 times over 2 months, then send in the sample. If the sample doesn’t come back clear, then repeat after 2 more months. Insurance does not cover the testing kit.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yes, you’re supposed to ejaculate a few times before you bring in a sample to have it tested. But you’re supposed to wait a week or two before any sexual action after the actual surgery.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
IIRC was prescribed like 30 ejaculations over the course of two months. I could be wrong about the exact number but I remember thinking I had to actually put an effort and some consistency in it if I was going to hit the target.
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 1 month ago
“Sorry boss, my doctor said I literally have to jerk off all day”
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Jeeez. My friends who have gotten vasectomies were told a couple is fine, and they were shooting blanks after maybe 7-10 cums hahaha
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 month ago
30, you say? Ok doc. See you Wednesday.
kungen@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Did you say thanks afterwards to the pharmacist?
Christmashams97@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My doctor said 20 over 3 months. I’m about 1.5 months in, way beyond 20. Wondering if I can get my test early haha
Shyanae@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A week or two? Here in Germany it was like “Whenever you feel good enough again” which he said would be in about 1-2 days. And for me it was a day after the vasectomy.
But I had a great Doctor who said I can bring my phone or Console to play on while he worked his magic. Ended up watching with a mirror though…
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Hahaha it goes so quickly with a good doctor, one wouldn’t have time to play anything really! My latest friends’ took like 20 minutes.