Comment on Steady

• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dead patients don't have any vitals at all.

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter

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    • Knuschberkeks@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      they are null. People say “he’s got no pulse”, not “his pulse is zero”

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Found the programmer

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      • princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        tbf you cant swing a domestic feline with steady vitals without hitting a programmer here

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They don’t respond therefore are null pointers.

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• InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You could even say they have the stediest vitals of them all.

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