Comment on Somebody call a doctor!

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.

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  • Barrymore@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still 25% uncertain that what you are eating is actually toast?

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What am I, a toastologist?

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is that really air you’re breathing?

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    • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, you have to include other possibilities, such as the likelihood that you are hallucinating, dreaming, or that your entire subjective experience is the result of a Brain-In-A-Vat scenario

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heritage Minutes would never lie to me like that

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