Everyone knows the shooter was from Chicago, so this still counts as Chicago crime
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Now Trump is going to send the army to guard the streets of buttfuck nowhere Utah from all this violence, right? Right?
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
slate@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Oh don’t worry, they’ll institute police checkpoints everywhere across the country for “safety” and “national security”. Worked great for Ireland!
MML@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Come to think of it I really need my brakes checked and my pool cleaned.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
don’t forget all the sugar and soap you’re delivering to the local food pantry.