Everyone knows the shooter was from Chicago, so this still counts as Chicago crime
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Now Trump is going to send the army to guard the streets of buttfuck nowhere Utah from all this violence, right? Right?
Everyone knows the shooter was from Chicago, so this still counts as Chicago crime
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slate@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Oh don’t worry, they’ll institute police checkpoints everywhere across the country for “safety” and “national security”. Worked great for Ireland!
MML@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Come to think of it I really need my brakes checked and my pool cleaned.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
don’t forget all the sugar and soap you’re delivering to the local food pantry.