Everyone knows the shooter was from Chicago, so this still counts as Chicago crime
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Now Trump is going to send the army to guard the streets of buttfuck nowhere Utah from all this violence, right? Right?
Everyone knows the shooter was from Chicago, so this still counts as Chicago crime
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slate@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oh don’t worry, they’ll institute police checkpoints everywhere across the country for “safety” and “national security”. Worked great for Ireland!
MML@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Come to think of it I really need my brakes checked and my pool cleaned.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
don’t forget all the sugar and soap you’re delivering to the local food pantry.