Damn bro, getting your dick sucked for ages for free!
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shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoAight, Imma tell it.
Showering and saw a tiny black spot under my dick in the V-shaped area where the shaft meets the head. Thought it was a piece of dirt as I had been fucking around at camp and getting filthy. You already know how this ends.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s nightmare fuel right there. I don’t even have a dick, and I still cringed in horror.
Jestzer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh no.
That was way worse than mine. I was probably around 5 years old and it was on my balls. I had no idea what it was, but fortunately, my parents quickly picked up on what was going on since I was grabbing my junk a ton that day. I was fine and it was just a dog tick, but the whole encounter was still nasty.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Somehow both better than when I got a tick on my taint. However because it’s an awkward spot, I had to lay on my back like a baby getting my diaper changed well my significant other tweezed it off.
Learned that ticks love warm spots before they dig in for a snack. Groins, armpits, behind ears. So check your taint, balls and ass after every hike.