This is why solicitors typically recommend you say “no comment”
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lka1988@sh.itjust.works 21 hours agoMy first thought would be to just act stupid in that specific situation and straight up lie out of my ass:
“But that tool is sharp, right?”
“Nope”
“If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?”
“Lol no”
Of course, this also has a high likelihood of backfiring
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 19 hours ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
I feel like my automatic response to that would be “that’s a really weird question to ask”