Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Protip: if you know Satan’s Eyeball is coming, you can, uh, line the exit with a barrier ointment called Ilex. Just be careful not to glue it shut (petroleum jelly can help). If you are too late, there’s this great soothing ointment called calmoseptine (it’s desitin with a very mild topical analgesic in it) but it’s pink and stainy so wear a pantyliner with it unless you really don’t like that pair.

  Source: former member of the nuclear taco club

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    Mine eased when I went off gluten and dairy. But that wouldn’t defeat the purpose of this post, seeing as its OP having eaten a bunch of dairy.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      oh i thought we were talking lactose intolerance induced Image
      but you know

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes, lactose intolerance causes more diarrhoea, just like you’ve pictured there, whereas my gif represents Steatorrhea

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